Do not go to bed
a man and young woman go to the market pigs, dark and the rain, 20 pigs did not sell into, to a farmhouse for shelter.
young woman said: only one inconvenience.
M: big sister, to a pig.
Female: Okay, but only one.
M: I went to bed to sleep, give a pig.
female: agreed.
middle of the night men and women to discuss, I went to sleep above, women would not.
M: to the pig 2.
women allowed to require up unable to move.
awhile, man can not help, begged to move, women would not.
M: move about to the pig 2. Women agreed.
eight men moved to stop women asked why not move?
man said not a pig.
woman whispered: either I give you pig ... ...
dawn, the male whistling drive 30 (including the young woman home 10) Pigs to Market to the ... ...
Harvard Instructor Comments: To found that users of potential demand, pre-need guidance, training to user needs, resulting in the development of the investment is in line with the law.
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another man about the incident, determined to do the same, then go to the market pigs, dark and the rain, 20 pigs did not sell into, the young woman to a farmhouse for shelter
said: only one inconvenience.
M: big sister, to a pig
Female: Okay, but only one.
M: I went to bed to sleep, give a pig.
female: agreed.
night business men and women, I went to sleep above, women would not.
M: to the pig 2.
women allowed to require up unable to move.
awhile, man can not help, begged to move, women would not.
M: move about to the pig 2. Women agreed.
seven men moved to stop women asked why not move?
man said: were done ~ ~ ~ female: ... ...
dawn, the male head down to catch two pigs to Market to the ... ...
Harvard Instructor Comments: To be cautious with their own scale of investment, guard against money-strand breaks problem
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another man about the incident, determined to do the same and learn, then Viagra store with a pig go to enchant a Viagra, then starting with 19 pigs, do things, after dawn, the male whistling drive 37 (including the young woman home 18) Pigs to Market to the ... ...
Harvard Instructor comments: If companies access to financial capital to help their business capacity will be doubled.
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know this method more than men, Viagra in short supply, and gradually to 2 pigs for a Viagra, then three pigs for a Viagra, Viagra Viagra, announced a limited supply store always preserved.
Harvard Instructor Comments: This is inflation, but despite the purchase of Viagra, Viagra is always preserved products, from a pig to the N pigs for a Viagra, Viagra you devaluation when seen?
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more and more people heard the comments of Harvard mentor, began to hoard Viagra and Viagra in the secondary trading market to make money.
Harvard mentor and comment: prosperous second-hand market is the primary market to ensure continued prosperity.
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more and more people want to fry Viagra, Viagra price quickly rose to 16 for a pig.
Harvard mentor and Comments: The man has entered the marginal cost, in addition to the ability of self-confidence with their own wishes and future well beyond the actual current swine has zero.
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only one pig and some men have long replaced by Viagra, so he was told, you can use Viagra you are running a pig for this mortgage, you had a pig buy now Viagra value of 16 pigs, eight pigs at least you can do a loan, then you can buy cars and so these pigs a good thing, which can be part of your value to consume Viagra.
Harvard Instructor Comments: Good Money allows individuals to achieve financial freedom.
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for male pigs more and more, Viagra store decided to launch a lending Viagra sales model, even if you do not have sufficient cash pigs, as long as you dare to promise to the female housing in the night, with 16 pigs back, I can sell you Viagra first. For example, if you lack a pig, it can be due to one, after things are settling pig models, this method greatly facilitated Viagra sales.
Harvard Instructor Comments: This is the loan, so that enterprises can borrow based on future revenue options liquidity. Expand production capacity, which is the credit economy, the credit economy is based on good credit and on the basis of sustained economic growth, as long as we are disloyal, Viagra can be continuously available to everyone to use.
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Viagra store tasted the sweetness of the loan emboldened, and later in a pig even if you have not, as long as you promised to the woman in the room overnight, it can be by, things are after the money pay pig.
Harvard Instructor Comments: This is financial innovation, so that now people spend future money, you're old anyway, so the money you spend the next fixed.
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news came out, for male pigs are more and more people looking for Viagra store, great project, we turn it into a high-quality funds, foreign bond sales you also can share my earnings, how?
Viagra store feel even better results, so the company to change male pigs divided into three types, one is to take now for the pig, one pig is part of the current credit , and one is not present by the pig, issue three kinds of bonds. A lively and on. Viagra store have to buy bonds, Viagra store business is good, put the bond sales operations outsourced to another company, the company also be large fortunes, the company grew and grew, even unrealistic Viagra sales case to issue, to the stores themselves and Viagra huge cash income.
Harvard Instructor Comments: This is the professional people doing professional things, to the capital from the physical operation of business, the economy has entered a higher level.
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order to prevent their Zhaijuan future losses, the company decided to give it to buy the insurance, the more likely such bond sales, because once Zhai volume has issues but also available insurance company paid the insurance company a calculation, so far about the low rate of Viagra sales Wei, after all, sex is the rigid requirements must be met, as long as the commitment to accept the premium, you can get a large income, and low default risk . Wow, all of the bonds if the insurance company claims there is a problem, bond sales erupted in great, big insurance companies no reason to obtain insurance income.
Harvard Instructor Comments: This is the risk hedging, strategic alliances, improve the enterprise's risk-resisting ability, but also to protect the interests of consumers.
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for male pigs too, long lines waiting, the woman can not afford, said his aging mother quit, I move for a time due to numerous with Viagra male pigs.
Harvard Instructor Comments: This is an individual phenomenon, part of normal market fluctuations will not affect the entire economy.
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result the woman has been reluctant to move back. Part of the male pigs due to no income, had declared its willingness to exchange low-cost Viagra, Viagra 16 pigs from a sudden drop to eight pigs a Ye sell, market panic Viagra, Viagra can also drop the original, some with Viagra people bilk a result a large number of loan maturity can not return now pigs, Viagra store dizzy, have announced that a large number of borrowers owe pigs do not have, are credit default.
Harvard Instructor Comments: This is a personal act, most of the loans are high-quality crowd.
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a large number of subprime loans default pig, then also corresponds to their worthless bonds, corporate bonds sold bear to see a Viagra 16 pigs, which Where have since declared bankruptcy.
Harvard Instructor Comments: This is the sub-prime crisis will not affect the entire financial loans,
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Harvard tutor know where the company also bond on the bond insurance, insurance company to look, where it can afford to lose, and it announced plans to close down.
Harvard Instructor Comments: This is the financial crisis will not affect the real economy.
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a lot of people bankrupt, not consumption, through the economic downturn, the pigs did not dare to let other people, fear never to return, the market becomes more cold!
Harvard Instructor Comments: National People have the time to bleeding, although those who sell Viagra, selling bonds, and selling insurance at the time made a fortune in money, and now come up with funnel, and if we do not help them pay , our future is the biggest victims.
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Viagra Monopoly Board decided to borrow 700 billion to the National People's pigs to save the market, the market remains unchanged, there are no pig and pig are very angry, who took us pig?
Harvard Instructor Comments: early to tell you, why do not control? The only way is to find a few foreign pig farmers to the image of a responsible big country to note pig pig, otherwise we all have finished!
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later: It is said that women have moved to settle in China, in addition to several graduate with a Harvard professor is also gold in China.
Reading Tips: Pig in cash, Viagra is the house.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
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ships rail train accident insurance 20W
bus accident 5W
* accident medical insurance
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hospital allowance 30 yuan / day, 180 days
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* maximum per accident medical insurance
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